Ft. Worth Police today reported finding a male body in the Trinity River ..... The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt.. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass.

The police thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

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