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FREE CAR - PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TAKE IT
831 S Chugach St
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What I know about the car:
• It’s free
• It has four wheels
• It used to be a car, and technically still is
• May or may not start (haven’t tried, don’t care)
• Probably has some history, but it’s none of my business
• No keys, no title, no problem – it’s yours now!
• May have been used by Dirty Mike and the boys
*it has not been reported as stolen
What I don’t know about the car:
• How it got here (aliens?)
• If it runs (life’s a mystery, but very doubtful)
• If it’s haunted (50/50 chance)
I’m not towing it, I’m not answering questions, and I’m definitely not dealing with it anymore. If you want it, bring a tow truck, a trailer, or just an impressive amount of determination, and it’s yours. No holds. No trades. Just come take this thing.
First person to successfully remove it from my life wins. Please.
Location: My property: 831 S Chugach St Palmer, AK 99645. No, I won’t help you move it, but I’ll love you long time.