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Unique Motorized Wooden Bed Frame - Needs a New Home! - $199 (Anchorage)

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condition: fair
size / dimensions: Queen
**For Sale - One-of-a-Kind Tilting Bed Frame Made by the Ex!**

🌟 **Unique Motorized Wooden Bed Frame - Needs a New Home!** 🌟

Dimensions: 63" wide x 83" long (Queen size)

Hey everyone, do you have an ex who left behind a mess? Well, so does my girlfriend, and now we're looking to unload a piece of his "craftsmanship." Presenting the latest in avant-garde sleeping technology: a wooden bed frame that tilts using a Tempur-Pedic motor. It's rustic, it's robust, it's... well, it's got character!

**Features:**
- Handcrafted wooden frame that screams "DIY enthusiasm" (or lack thereof).
- Equipped with a genuine Tempur-Pedic motor for those dreamy tilts (perfect for pretending you're on a rollercoaster while you sleep).
- Generously dimensioned at 63" wide and 83" long - because size does matter.
- Comes with a built-in workout for your patience and handyman skills.

**The Good:**
- Fully functional motor (works like a charm, tilts like a pro).
- It's an instant conversation starter. Impress your friends with this engineering marvel.

**The Not-So-Good:**
- The craftsmanship is... let's call it "rustic" (thanks to the ex-boyfriend's questionable skills).
- May require some TLC and elbow grease to make it level and less "unique."
- Recommended for those who appreciate the quirky and unconventional.

**Perfect For:**
- Aspiring carpenters looking for a fun project.
- Lumbar support?
- Feeling like you’re sitting in a chair when you’re in bed. No need for those expensive pillows!

**Price:**
Make me an offer I can't refuse! Let's negotiate and get this masterpiece into your house.

**Pick-up Only:**
Bring a truck and a sense of humor.

Sleep tilted, dream tilted. Act fast, similar to the ex-boyfriend, this bed frame won't last long!

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