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Rethink Your Life Choices With This Poker Deck of Waifus - $30 (Anchorage)

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Stop having a boring card game. Stop having a boring life.

I'm selling this 54-card deck featuring the hottest scantily clad anime and Disney waifu parodies this side of the Mississippi, all yours for the nice even price of $30.00. Sure, I had to haggle a questionable Chinese merchant to get a hold of them, but seeing as I found myself with two of these and not one (yep, two decks alright. What was I thinking buying two? Am I that depraved?), I'm passing on the tradition of Sino-American trade relations here on the good ole list of Craig's.

Liven up your Poker game with your buddies. Feel less lonely playing Solitaire when you have painted girls on cardboard looking back at you with that "Hey, big boy! Whatcha packin' down there?" gleam in her eyes (or "big girl", if any ladies reading this are into that kinda thing). Rip people off in style being the card dealer in a game of Blackjack. Or make your elderly aunts and grandmother question your life decisions when you play against them in an intense game of Cribbage.

The sky's the limit and the price is reasonable. Buy them on eBay and wait a month for them like I did, or get this item I still have in my possession for a competitive price with none of the hassle of dealing with customs or communists.

As long as this post is still up, they're for sale, and I'm in the Anchorage area. The cards are in immaculate condition having never played, and the box was opened just for quality checking.

Cash or PayPal only. Price is firm. As an incentive, I'll throw in some free bonus waifu cards just to get rid of these things, and to help you be the perv you've always wanted to be. Thank you.

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